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Books by 裂开的西瓜
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War of Resistance: I Asked You to Cook, Not Raid the Japanese! 抗战：让你做饭，你去抢鬼子？
Transmigrate into the War of Resistance Against Japan and become Zhang Dabiao? Damn it, where's my Italian cannon?! What, the cooks are out of food? Then take some from the Japanese! How can taking back what's mine be called stealing? It's just returning property to its rightful owner! No one is going to stop my soldiers from eating on time and staying fit! Li Yunlong: "Zhang Dabiao, I told you to cook! Who said you could go rob the Japanese?!" Wei Heshang: "Dabiao, you're awesome! Go take those
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On My Daughter's Wedding Day, I Wanted a Divorce! 女儿结婚那天，我想离婚了！
How many choices can a man make in his life? For himself! How long must he keep going against his own heart? Then, one day, perhaps something finally ignites the last spark of resentment in Chen Ping's heart! Today, I've finished what I had to do. My daughter has found happiness, and I have a clear conscience about my wife and family! I don't want anything! Can't you let me enjoy the other half of my life? The person I was back then is dead! But the heart I had back then is still alive! Life is
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Reborn as Xue Pinggui: I Send My Father-in-Law to the Imperial Prison! 重生薛平贵，将岳父打入天牢！
Is Wang Baochuan a lovesick fool? Nonsense! She spent eighteen years in a shabby cave only because her own father and sister ruined her life! Living on coarse grain and wild vegetables? That's because Xue Pinggui died in battle in the Western Liang Kingdom. For eighteen years, Wang Baochuan's father withheld his compensation and army rations, while Wei Hu and Wei Bao hid the truth and stole his military honors! Xue Pinggui was the biggest lovesick fool of all! The greatest victim! The Wang famil
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Supernatural: I Am the Gatling Bodhisattva! 灵异：在下南无加特林菩萨！
All fear comes from insufficient firepower! After transmigrating into a wishy-washy ** male protagonist, he defies fate and sends evil spirits to their next life with sheer firepower! Li Yang shoulders a rocket launcher, wields a Gatling gun, and clears the way with holy-light grenades! Sorry, I'm the Gatling Bodhisattva, Namo! Ever seen a Gatling gun firing blue flames? Ever seen a holy-light grenade that explodes? I promise I won't use nuclear weapons first! Wild mountain ghosts: "You shameles
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Tang Sanzang Has Gone Mad and Wants to Build a New Leiyin Temple! 唐僧疯了，说要搞个新雷音寺！
Guanyin: I told you to fetch the scriptures from the West, but it's either windy or raining! Are you messing with me? Tang Wang: Well, there's a path to Lingshan. It's a bit risky, but the profits are huge! Tathagata: I came here today to hear you say it yourself. Are you really planning to build a new Thunderclap Monastery? Xuanzang: I'm definitely running for the top job at Lingshan! You won't refuse to support me, will you, Tathagata? As for the bloodshed and sacrifices, I'll take care of tho
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The Nation Just Legalized Immortal Cultivation, and You're Livestreaming Your Tribulation? 国家刚允许修仙，你直播渡劫？
Synopsis: My son's hundred-day celebration is unexpectedly caught on camera and livestreamed across the internet! I was preparing to cultivate immortality and undergo tribulation, but I immediately decide to launch an official livestream of my son's hundred-day celebration! The extravagant lineup of entertainment industry stars at the celebration is revealed! The King of Pop sings, while a movie queen dances! Global billionaires show up and give gifts worth hundreds of billions, stunning the ent
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Urban: The Subway Wants Me to Give Up My Seat to a Foreigner? 都市：地铁让我给洋大人让座？
What? A subway security guard is forcing me to give up my seat for a foreigner!? Fawning over foreigners! Twisting right and wrong! Making absurd accusations! Who gave the security company such enormous authority!? What? The young man forced to give up his seat is a top student at the National University of Science and Technology, and a researcher working on lithography machines? A researcher falsely accused in public and handcuffed? How can we tolerate that? Those who contribute to our country
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Just Broke Up, and Now the Sweetheart Guru Wants Me as Her Bodyguard! 刚分手，甜心教主请我当保镖！
Just got dumped! And immediately awakened the strongest traffic-driving System! Wang Yan posts a single edited video. In an instant, it draws hundreds of millions of views across the internet! The Sweetheart Princess, the Queen of Song and Dance from ten years ago, is a sensation all over again! It's going viral across every major platform! You cast one vote! I cast one vote! The Princess will still be singing and dancing at eighty! Her fans are just old, not dead! How do the longtime fans vote?
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I Can Cure Terminal Illnesses, Yet You Want to Monopolize the Prescription? 我能治愈绝症，你却要垄断药方？
"If this drug hits the market and cures diabetes, how are we supposed to guarantee our company's profits?" "That's why we don't need to let those poor people know about it." "If they don't get sick, how are we supposed to make money?" "What makes a drug good? A drug that cures an illness isn't a good drug. A drug that makes you feel better when you take it and worse when you don't is the real good drug!" The country's largest pharmaceutical company boasted smugly. Hearing this, Lin Qing's face t
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Doomsday: The Zombies Break Out in Two Months, and It's Urgent! 末日：两个月后丧尸爆发，很急！
Ding! System alert: The world will end in two months. Host, start preparing now! Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. The System won't activate until two months from now. For now, it only has a calendar function! Do your best, Host! Lin Qin is completely stunned. On his way to work, the System's prophecy locks onto him: in two months, zombies will lay siege to the city! "To hell with this 3,000-yuan salary. The world's ending, so why the hell should I keep working!" "Boss? You can go to hell!" He
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Twin-World Gate: The Heroine's Husband Dies, and I Rewrite the Script 双穿门：女主老公暴毙，改写剧本
"What is this clichéd, melodramatic script?" "Are you all a bunch of old hags? Who still wants to watch a female lead suffer through one ordeal after another?" Su Ming is a top web-drama producer in the industry. He can't stand the poison of melodramatic dramas aimed at female audiences. How can anyone enjoy these obvious, brainless scenes of the heroine being wronged? He's going to create a feel-good drama with a powerful female lead! A hit in the making! Ding! The dual-world travel System for
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I Fake-Married Yang Laoban for a Dating Show, Then Checked Out 和杨老板假结婚上恋综，我摆烂了
Boss Yang: Su Ming, let's get married in name only and go on a dating show together! Su Ming: Sorry, I refuse. I'm just a security guard. That would count as overtime, and I'm not going! Boss Yang: I'll pay you overtime! Su Ming: I'm a wage slave, not a workhorse. I came here to work, not to be exploited. I won't go, even if you pay me! Boss Yang: I'll give you a million outright, and when we get back, you can keep working as a security guard. You'll never have to work overtime again! Su Ming: H
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I Refused to Give My Dad a Kidney and Sent My Sister to Prison 拒绝给亲爹换肾，把妹妹送进监狱
His scumbag father is gravely injured and on the brink of death, urgently in need of a kidney transplant. Su Ming: Give me all your assets, and I'll agree to get tested for a match. Otherwise, you can just wait to die. His domineering half-sister tries to threaten and bribe him, then shows up with a crowd to cause trouble. Su Ming: Here's 500 yuan. Please don't hit me. He immediately calls the police and insists that his own sister brought people into his home to rob him. She goes straight to pr
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War of Resistance: Laying Low as the Secret Service Unit's Biggest Slacker! 抗战：苟在特攻队当老六！
Good grief, I've transmigrated into the Japanese side in a game? And it's that Special Attack Unit with the massive bombs? A whole unit of brainwashed Japanese soldiers? This is ridiculous! Sasaki Laoliu awakens the Laoliu System! Want me dead? Not a chance! Even if this is just a game, I'll fight with all my heart and bring the Japanese down! I've survived nine suicide missions and returned safely every time! I'll keep my head down in the Special Attack Unit. Listen to me brag! Let's see who li
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Honghuang: I Can Copy Without Limit and Start the Rat Race! 洪荒：我能无限复制，开启内卷！
Hongyun: Primordial Violet Qi? I have three thousand strands, and I'll give them away for free! One strand of Primordial Violet Qi for each person. That's how generous I am! Ancestor Minghe: Everyone gets Primordial Violet Qi? If I don't refine mine, they'll become Sages and I won't be able to beat them. If I do refine mine, they'll become Sages too. If we're all Sages, what the hell are we even fighting for? Hongyun: I've got three thousand innate spirit-root ginseng fruits on hand, exclusively
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