War of Resistance: I Asked You to Cook, Not Raid the Japanese!

Transmigrate into the War of Resistance Against Japan and become Zhang Dabiao?

Damn it, where's my Italian cannon?!

What, the cooks are out of food?

Then take some from the Japanese!

How can taking back what's mine be called stealing? It's just returning property to its rightful owner!

No one is going to stop my soldiers from eating on time and staying fit!

Li Yunlong: "Zhang Dabiao, I told you to cook! Who said you could go rob the Japanese?!"

Wei Heshang: "Dabiao, you're awesome! Go take those bastards for all they're worth!"

Duan Peng: "I want pork! Battalion Commander Zhang, let's have something better to eat!"

Yamamoto: "Baka! You stormed Ping'an County just to steal food for your men?"

The Japanese: "Boohoo, we want to go home!"

Years later, Hirohito watched Zhang Dabiao storm into the Imperial Palace, only to turn around and start cooking. Tears streamed down his face as he pleaded,

"If you wanted to cook, you could've just said so! There was no need to storm the palace!"

"We've surrendered! At least leave us something to eat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.