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  1. Coach, Where's the Whistle? It's in My Mouth. Peep! 教练喇叭在哪？喇叭在我嘴里，哔 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Fang Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is participating in a reality show. By random draw, he gets a job as a driving instructor. Fang Yuan: "See that person up ahead?" Student: "I see him!" Fang Yuan: "Run him over!" Student: "Isn't that wrong? We shouldn't do that." Fang Yuan: "Then why aren't you hitting the brakes? Honk the horn!" Student: "Where's the horn?" Fang Yuan: "The horn's in my mouth. Beep beep beep!" Student: "Coach, there's a rock up ahead. How do we ge 10.1MReads55.6kFlowers—Tickets
  2. This Intermediary Can Handle It. If You Buy a House, You Will Give It to Your Girlfriend! 这中介能处，买房就送女朋友！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance115k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent. Fang Yang: "Handsome guy, do you want to buy a house?" "Buy a house? Why buy it if you don't even have a girlfriend?" Fang Yang: "You mean to buy a house when you have a girlfriend, right?" "Is it possible to buy a house for your girlfriend?" Fang Yang: "Yes, it will be given to you when you buy a house." Just when everyone thought he was just having fu 1.4MReads5.2kFlowers0Tickets
  3. After Ten Years of No Salary Increase, the Rocket Took Off and Begged Me to Return It. 十年牛马不加薪，火箭升空求我回 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance23k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled to a parallel world and became a senior engineer at the Aerospace Research Institute. After working as a cowboy for ten years and earning the lowest salary, I submitted my resignation letter in desperation. The leader approved it without saying a word, and was hired by a private company with an annual salary of one million. At this time, an article titled "Talents whose resignation can directly affect China's moon landing are only worthy of staying at the bottom of state-owned 881.1kReads3.5kFlowers0Tickets
  4. Six-Year-Old Tangtangju, the Artificial Intelligence Collapsed at the Beginning 六岁小砂糖橘，开局问崩人工智能 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance23k WordsOngoing At the end of the semester, a teacher from Kaixin Kindergarten took 11 cute kids around 6 years old on a study trip to the north and broadcast the entire experience live. Wearing uniform orange clothes, they are affectionately called Xiaosangtangju by netizens. The cute babies are very cute, and all kinds of childlike comments make netizens cute. But when he arrived at Lin Yuan's place, his painting style suddenly changed! Other children took the children's slide and played on the slide, but his 874.6kReads2.1kFlowers0Tickets
  5. A Song Called Blue Lotus Almost Starved to Death in 318! 一首蓝莲花，差点饿死在318！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance10k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled through the parallel world and found that he was actually participating in a live broadcast and became a hiking anchor. Beautiful girl traveling in poverty: "Handsome guy, can you take me for a ride?" Lin Yuan: "I'm hiking, not driving, so I won't take it with me." The beauty pulled down her collar: "It's not like I won't give you any benefits." Lin Yuan: "Who do you think I am? For this benefit... I can take you with me for one night at most!" Netizen: I want to ask, what shou 873.9kReads65Flowers0Tickets
  6. When the Taxi Driver Asked What He Was Doing, He Replied Directly to Wanted Person. 出租司机问干啥的，直接回通缉犯 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance10k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and obtained the identity cheating system. When I took a taxi, I noticed that the driver took detours and was a chatterbox. Driver: "Young man, your accent sounds like you're from outside, are you here for a trip?" Lin Yuan: "I'm here to make money." Driver: "What do you do?" Lin Yuan: "Running around all over the country." Driver: "Oh, salesman?" Lin Yuan: "No, wanted criminal!" Netizen: "The driver's si 873.2kReads116Flowers0Tickets
  7. I Asked You to Pick up Rags, but You Picked up the Nuclear Bomb! 让你捡破烂，你把核弹捡回来了！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance14k WordsOngoing Fang Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a live broadcast program and was randomly selected to pick up rags. At the beginning, a jade seal from the country was kicked out of the mud. A national jade seal? Isn't it just a stone? There's nothing strange about it. Policeman: "I heard that you picked up the imperial seal?" Fang Yuan: "Nonsense, I don't have it!" Policeman: "Really not?" Fang Yuan: "Jun! Wu! Play! Yan!" Policeman: "Then what is that lump in y 795.5kReads86Flowers0Tickets
  8. The Female Anchor Was Maliciously Exposed on the Internet, I Asked Her to Die on the Spot 女主播恶意网曝，我让她当场社死 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled through the parallel world and became a trainee forensic doctor. On my first day on the job, I was having dinner in a hotel and encountered a dispute between an internet celebrity female anchor and the hotel owner. The reason was that the three of them ordered a frog pot and said it would have six frogs, but someone only ate one. The female anchor started the live broadcast on the spot and exposed the hotel online. "Family members will look at it and remember the name of this 615kReads58Flowers0Tickets
  9. Master, Do You Want a Labrador? 师傅，货拉拉拉不拉拉布拉多？ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Fang Yuan traveled through the parallel world and found that he was actually participating in a live broadcast program and became a Lalamove driver. Customer: "Master, are you from Huolala?" Fang Yuan: "It's Lala Lala. What do you want to pull?" Customer: "You are a lazy Labrador. If you are a lazy Labrador, I will change you to a lazy Labrador." Fang Yuan: "Whether I pull the Labrador or not depends on whether the Labrador pulls a lot when I pull the Labrador." Client: "My Labrador just finishe 614.4kReads175Flowers0Tickets
  10. The Nine-Yuan and Nine-Yuan Forgiveness Treasure Was Frantically Reported by the Entire Internet! 九块九原谅宝，遭全网疯狂举报！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world, awakened to the unorthodox black technology system, and started a journey of live streaming. Forgiveness: Upload photos and match them with big data to determine whether there are indescribable photos or videos online. Once the product was launched, it caused an uproar on the Internet. Countless female anchors have publicly denounced the harmful effects of reporting it and attempted to completely ban the product. Netizen A: "I cried to death. I finally foun 613.6kReads84Flowers0Tickets
  11. If You Are Asked to Drive for You, Will You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Vehicle? 让你干代驾，你开东风导弹车？ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled through the parallel world and found that he was actually participating in a live broadcast program and was randomly selected to be a driver. Passenger: "Master, the woman wearing fur has a luxurious decoration, the woman wearing suspenders has a normal decoration, and the woman wearing a bikini has a simple decoration. Which one do you prefer?" Fang Yang: "I like rough houses!" Passenger: "Master, is there any difference between getting along with a girl and getting along wit 613.5kReads157Flowers0Tickets
  12. Seoul Sightseeing, a Sentence About Driving a Tank Shocked the Entire Internet 首尔观光，一句开坦克来震撼全网 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Fang Yuan traveled to a parallel world, became an international tour guide, and was participating in a variety show. Fang Yuan: "Welcome, grandparents, to come to Seoul, Kimchi Country, for sightseeing. You are all here for the first time. Let me introduce it to you." Grandma: "Young man, no need. We have been here before. It wasn't called Seoul then, it was called Seoul." Fang Yuan: "Huh? I have seen your passports and checked them specifically. You have never been here before?" Grandpa: "We do 605.4kReads65Flowers0Tickets
  13. Live Broadcast Asking Firefighters How to Extinguish the Fire of Love 直播问消防员，爱情的火要怎么灭 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled to a parallel world and became a firefighter. In order to better promote fire safety, a program called Hello, Blue Friends followed and filmed the entire process live. Moderator: "Netizens asked, what should I do if the eraser rubs against the test paper and catches fire during the exam?" Fang Yang: "Pouring the roll!" "Netizens asked, what should the fire brigade do if it catches fire?" Fang Yang: "Fend for yourself!" "A netizen asked, can I choose the French method of artifi 600kReads50Flowers0Tickets
  14. It's so Hot That It Can't Be Finished, It Can't Be Finished! 热辣滚烫，烫不完，根本烫不完！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance9k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world and became an anchor, broadcasting the characteristics of his hometown. Tianshui's unique Gangu chili is spicy in the mouth but not in the stomach. This is the spicy version you have never tasted. Netizen: "Isn't it just Malatang? There's nothing special about it, and it's not the place where it originated." But when the foreign tourists finished tasting it, they couldn't finish it, they couldn't finish it! "I drove more than 2,000 kilometers just to have th 569.1kReads48Flowers0Tickets
  15. A Customer Withdraws Money from the Bank and You Send Him to Jail? 客户银行取钱，你把他送进监狱？ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance8k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world, was participating in a variety show, and was randomly selected to work as a bank lobby manager. Lin Yuan: "Beauty, do you want a loan?" "Yes." Lin Yuan: "There is no problem with your credit check, right?" "No." Lin Yuan: "OK, do you usually have a lot of water?" "Well... Sometimes there are quite a few. What's wrong?" Lin Yuan: "Loans must be checked for transaction status, and photos must be taken for backup." "Aren't you poisonous? Get out!" Lin Yuan: "? 274.4kReads66Flowers0Tickets
  16. Middle Eastern Guy with a Flat Head, He Is Ruthless and Doesn't Talk Much! 中东平头哥，人狠话不多！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Military & History8k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan traveled to a parallel world and accidentally became the heir to Brother Pingtou in the Middle East. After taking power, Lin Yuan developed the economy internally, manufactured cutting-edge weapons and equipment, and attacked the outside world forcefully. I punched the eagle sauce, kicked the hoopoe, and slapped the John Bull who passed by. Don't bark at me, big dog! Facing a reporter's question: Why do you have hypersonic missiles? Lin Yuan: Picked it up in the desert! Reporter: How di 256.8kReads90Flowers0Tickets
  17. After Ten Years of No Salary Increase, Why Are You Crying When the Rocket Takes Off? 十年牛马不加薪，火箭升空哭什么 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance8k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled to a parallel world and became a senior engineer at the Aerospace Research Institute. After working as a cowboy for ten years and earning the lowest salary, I submitted my resignation letter in desperation. The leader approved it without saying a word, and was hired away by a private company with huge sums of money. At this time, an article titled "Talents whose resignation can directly affect Longguo's moon landing are only worthy of staying at the bottom of state-owned enter 256.4kReads88Flowers0Tickets
  18. When I Was Eight Years Old, I Asked for Leave to Return to the Village to Host Ancestor Worship! 八岁的我，请假回村主持祭祖！ Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance8k WordsOngoing Fang Yuan traveled to a parallel world and was reborn as an eight-year-old child, becoming the most senior person in the village. On the eve of Qingming Festival, I took leave and returned to the village to host the South China F3 ancestor worship ceremony. Sacrifice shop owner: "Kids, we have the latest paper fruit mobile phones. Do you want to buy them back and burn them for the immortals?" Fang Yuan: "If I burn this thing, will the immortal be able to use it?" "Jobs has gone to teach in perso 251.2kReads146Flowers0Tickets
  19. I Asked You to Dig Out the Sewer, and You Took Out the Nuclear Bomb. 让你掏下水道，你把核弹掏出来了 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance2k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled to a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and became a pipe unblocking worker. Fang Yang: "Beauty, was it you who called and said you wanted to help clear the sewer?" Beauty: "Yes, my husband is not at home, please help me!" Fang Yang: "Then is the water accumulation serious now?" Beauty: "The water is full and can't flow out." Fang Yang: "Okay, we'll be there soon." Beauty: "Hurry up, I can't wait." Netizen: It doesn't matter if this job is sti 161kReads4.6kFlowers0Tickets
  20. Top Plumber, I'm Going to Dig into the Sewers and Watch the Whole Network Go Crazy 顶级管道工，我通下水道看傻全网 Old Phlegm Pickled Cabbage Noodles老痰酸菜面Urban Romance2k WordsOngoing Fang Yang traveled to a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and became a pipe unblocking worker. Netizens thought they were digging into the sewer line because it was dirty and smelly, but their jaws dropped in surprise. On the first day, a newborn baby was found in the sewer. A human trafficking gang was accidentally involved and a large number of abducted children were rescued. The next day, I helped the hotel proprietress clear the sewer at the door. He accide 99.6kReads72Flowers0Tickets