Coach, Where's the Whistle? It's in My Mouth. Peep!

Fang Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is participating in a reality show. By random draw, he gets a job as a driving instructor.

Fang Yuan: "See that person up ahead?"

Student: "I see him!"

Fang Yuan: "Run him over!"

Student: "Isn't that wrong? We shouldn't do that."

Fang Yuan: "Then why aren't you hitting the brakes? Honk the horn!"

Student: "Where's the horn?"

Fang Yuan: "The horn's in my mouth. Beep beep beep!"

Student: "Coach, there's a rock up ahead. How do we get past it?"

Fang Yuan: "Shift into jump gear. We'll jump right over it!"

Student: "Coach, I think I parked crooked."

Fang Yuan: "No, no, no. We painted the lines crooked. You shouldn't have learned to drive stick."

Student: "Why not?"

Fang Yuan: "You have joy and sorrow, but no clutch."

Netizen: "How does he say such shameless things with a straight face?"

Netizen: "You don't need to repay my kindness. Just don't rat me out if you get into trouble later!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.