Evolution: This Loach Is a Bit Showy

I was pulled into the water by an unknown creature and drowned. I was reborn as a loach and started the path of crazy devouring evolution! Swallowing pufferfish, evolved glands that secrete tetrodotoxin! Swallowing snapping turtles and evolving skin like tortoise shells! Devour the piranhas and evolve jagged iron teeth! Devour electric eels and evolve a body that releases super voltage! ... Coincidentally, my entire evolution process was broadcast live by the female anchor! For a time, the whole world was boiling! Netizen: This loach is quite showy! Expert: Incredible, the loach has mutated! Just when I was growing up crazily, the world changed... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.