My Low-Key Big Shot Identity Was Exposed by Dai Xiaomei!

At Qin Shihuang's command, I become a couple with Dai Xiaomei.

While livestreaming outdoors, Dai Xiaomei hears someone singing "I Shouldn't Ask About Love" in a heavily accented version of Cantonese and falls into the river.

Top supporter: "I can't take it anymore. I need to hear the full version. That song is stuck in my head."

Dai Xiaomei: "Even though Qin Feng is my nephew, he's also been my rival since childhood. He won't listen to me..."

Qin Shihuang: "You coward! Aunt Xiaowei wants you to learn livestreaming from her. She says it'll raise our village's profile. Get over there and learn!"

Professional Song Plagiarist: "Sister Hong, I know this song will be a hit. I can manage the melody, but there's no way I can copy the lyrics. What? Even Cantonese speakers say they can't understand them?"

Sister Zhou: "Brother Qin Feng's haphazard songs are invigorating. I want to learn them too."

Xiao Tuantuan: "I'm going to help Brother Qin Feng take on that old woman."

Xiao Shenshen: "Brother Qin Feng, I just read your fortune. You're missing a dance partner."

Viewers: "Wow, what is that old woman doing? Poking a hornet's nest, playing the Queen of Bedsheets, helping ants move, holding funerals for animals..."

P.S. Funny everyday life + rural livestreaming. Please show your support!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.