Please, Whatever You Do, Don't Make Him Angry!

So what if you’re an immortal?

If you piss me off, I’ll spray you in the face with the secretions of a Venus flytrap.

What? You think that’s disgusting?

Come on, then, take a love bean. That should do, right?

What? You think it’s poisonous?

Then I’ll give you a mandrake flower. Smells nice, doesn’t it?

When heaven and earth first came into being, a flash of light swept across the world, and all kinds of animals and plants appeared.

Over countless millennia, nourished by spiritual energy,

some animals evolved into demon beasts, while some evolved into humans.

Through cultivation, some demon beasts advanced to become spirit beasts, while some humans ascended to become immortals.

But plants remained just plants,

except for that strange, alluring beauty from the blue planet and his kelp-strip System...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.