Thousands of People Slaughtered to Become Gods

Hey, bad guy, stop here and let me chop you. Alas, if it weren't for this cerebellar atrophy system, I wouldn't want to chop you off. *System, I won't kill anyone! Brother, chop, I chop, wrong, wrong. It's my first time writing, so please forgive me if there are any deficiencies. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.