Konoha: the Cheats Are Too Ferocious, I Can't Stand It Anymore!

"Get close to Uzumaki Naruto and get the nine-tailed chakra + the immortal body of the Uzumaki clan?" "Yes!" "Get close to Kakashi and get the powerful kaleidoscope left eye + S-level secret ninjutsu Raikiri?" "Yes!" "Get close to the two pillars and get the Sharingan Blood Succession Limit + Indra Chakra?" "Yes!" "Get close to Nagato and gain Uchiha Madara's samsara eye + Uzumaki clan's chakra perception ability?" "Yes!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.