One Piece: the Years I Was a Vampire

Reporter: May I ask Mr. Goode, who is stronger, you or Whitebeard? Goode: Of course it's Whitebeard, I'm just a little vampire. Whitebeard: Then you almost broke my beard? The agreed-upon discussion is something that humans can do? Goode: Sorry, I'm not a human, I'm a ghost. Reporter: Who is stronger, you or the redhead? Goode: Of course it's a redhead, I'm just a poor vampire. Shanks: Yes, this poor vampire broke my sword, damn it! Reporter: What about you and~ Goode: Don't ask, vampires are really weak! Adorable new author seeking collection This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.