Unbelievable! A Bath Towel Took Down Gods and Buddhas

I had just bought a bath scrubber at the supermarket when the gods came asking me to scrub their backs. I said, "No, I'm not doing it!" They said, "Come on, just scrub me. When you're done, I'll give you anything you want." Wen Shuai asked, "Can I have your throne?" The Jade Emperor replied, "Sure! Hurry up and scrub me. I'm addicted!"

Also known as: I, a Bath Scrubber, Scrub My Way Across the Thirty-Six Heavens

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.