A Gun Was Pressed Against the Back of My Head

This is a modern urban, infinite-world detective novel told through dialogue.

I was standing at the urinal when a gun suddenly pressed against the back of my head.

Her: "You're a transmigrator, right?"

Me: "It's been three years. You're the first person to discover my true identity."

Her:

"We've been looking for you for a long time!

In the 5v5 ranked match n years ago, you played a healer hero and did absolutely nothing. After the match, your teammates beat you to death.

You were reborn and awakened the Number One Healer System in the Universe!

After that, you traveled through the various planes of the universe.

Now you've been in our world for three years.

..."

Me: Can't you wait until I'm done peeing?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.