Missed the Olympics? Please Ask God Zhou to Come Out

The Chinese men's basketball team failed to qualify for the Olympics for the first time in 37 years. A panicked Du Feng cried and begged the basketball god Zhou Yuhao to come out. This news instantly detonated the entire network. God Zhou is the eternal god: "God Zhou, come back quickly!" Forever No. 0: "Zhou Shen, the China Men's Basketball Team needs you!" Basketball God Zhou Shen: "Kneel down and beg Zhou Shen to come back!" Twitter fanatic Shubao Du: "My Achilles tendon is aching. I think it may be a recurrence of an old injury. I may not be able to participate in the game." McGrady: "Welcome back, old friend!" LeBron James: "Oh my God, is the man who dominated me for most of my life coming back?" Lillard: "What, that man is coming back? I'm sorry LeBron, I decided to bring my talents to Houston." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.