Ha! I Just Want to Die, I'm Only Messing Around!

After the spiritual qi revival, Lu Feng, a transmigrator, thought he would gain a mighty, badass, heaven-defying beast soul. But he never expected his beast soul to be... a tardigrade!

A tardigrade can roam freely in temperatures ranging from -200 to 200 degrees, making it pretty much the hardest creature in the world to kill. But apart from that, it's not good for much else.

To avoid having to suffer from hunger, Lu Feng could only find a way to develop his beast soul.

And so...

One day, an Audi 18 came roaring past.

Lu Feng completed a 360-degree aerial spin followed by a Thomas flare, flew straight into the air and landed ten meters away, then got run over by an electric scooter passing by...

"Ow! I'm fine, grandpa's fine. Pay up, pay up..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.