After Dying 999 Times, Everyone Wants to Kill Me

After the spiritual qi revival, transmigrator Lu Feng thought he would gain a mighty, awe-inspiring beast soul. Instead, his beast soul turned out to be... a tardigrade!

Though tardigrades can roam freely in temperatures ranging from -200 to 200 degrees and are basically the hardest creatures in the world to kill, they're otherwise pretty much useless.

To avoid having to go hungry, Lu Feng can only find a way to develop his beast soul.

And so...

One day, an Audi 18 came speeding by.

Lu Feng completed a 360-degree aerial spin followed by a Thomas flair, flew straight through the air to a spot ten meters away, then got run over by an electric scooter passing by...

"Ow! I'm fine, really! Pay up, pay up..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.