The Scammer Is Next to Me

I, an ordinary unknown person A five-star enthusiastic citizen of a sinful city A good young man A good person who always helps an old lady when walking. One day while I was eating instant noodles at home and watching TV, a bunch of police kicked in the door and took me away. They didn't even give me any chance to explain, and they didn't even give me a chance to ask questions. They just took me to the police station to make a confession. Me:? ? ? ? Don't ask, asking is just a black man's question mark face... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.