Return to High School and Be a Salty Fish

People are divided into three, six or nine grades, so shop around. I am a diaosi, and being a diaosi is an attitude. I just want to lie in bed and play, read novels, and eat melon seeds every day, even if I am reborn and go back to high school. My answer is also - I have no control over my destiny. Lazy*, I'm sure, even Jesus can't keep me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.