Halloween: My Zombie Holster Comes to Life

"Huh? What's the noise? Is there a thief in the house?" "Who is there? Don't be suspicious." "Isn't it a leather case? How is it alive?" "Ah! Don't come over!" "Wait, why doesn't it bite me?" "What does this mean? It kneels down to me. Is it obeying me?" "Can you understand what I'm saying?" "Ouch! It stinks so much, can you take a shower!" "What's going on outside the street? Is it a riot?" People bit each other and cars collided with each other on the street. For a moment, it felt like being in a burning scene in Chibi. "What, you want me to save the world? No way, just the two of us?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.