I Just Want to Lie Flat, I Never Planned to Unite the Three Kingdoms!

Yuan Yao transmigrated to the end of the Han dynasty and became the son of Yuan Shu, a master of getting himself killed.

Yuan Yao had only wanted to be a young man who could lie flat, but who could have guessed that Yuan Shu, his good-for-nothing father, could hear his inner thoughts?

Yuan Shu: "I have the young general Yu She, a peerless warrior who can slay Hua Xiong!"

Give me a break! He'd be lucky to last three moves.

Does this guy have any self-awareness? Why challenge Hua Xiong? Isn't it better to stay alive?

Hua Xiong is at least a third-rate general!

Han Fu: "I have the peerless general Pan Feng, who is as famous as Lu Bu."

Stop bragging. He's all silver spear and candlewick, with nothing behind it.

Given his physique, he shouldn't be such a coward. Could Pan Feng be a personal trainer?

Yang Hong: "My lord is destined by Heaven to rule. I implore you to ascend the throne."

What? You're trying to get my dad killed! Are you Yuan traitors or what?

Dad, you absolutely cannot become emperor! You'd be one of the shortest-lived ones!

Yuan Shu: "You'll never believe this, but I changed the course of history by listening in on my son's thoughts!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.