From the Start, Vengeful Ghosts Come for My Life. No Worries, Eat My Palm Thunder

After transmigrating to a world where the paranormal had returned, he had just called in a number 38 masseuse when, to his surprise, she turned out to be a vengeful ghost.

Zhou Yan was panicking. I just wanted to get my feet washed, damn it! How did I end up picking a vengeful ghost?

Luckily, his Paranormal System activated.

Director of the Spirit Control Bureau: "Ever since Zhou Yan showed up, the ghost population in Tianhai has plummeted. The paranormal fled by train in the middle of the night, standing-room only. They even gave up their Tianhai residency permits."

Netizen: "Master Zhou, why don't you kill these vengeful ghosts?"

Zhou Yan: "Because they can still be saved. Heaven cherishes life."

Netizen: "Then can you explain why every one of these vengeful ghosts is more beautiful than the last?"

Zhou Yan: "The Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' Amitabha! The Buddha cut off his own flesh to feed an eagle. I, Zhou Yan, will offer my body to the ghosts!"

The Buddha: "You never burned incense or prayed to me, so why am I the one taking the blame?"

As long as you're bold enough, even vengeful ghosts get maternity leave!

P.S. A new book from a veteran author. Quality guaranteed!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.