A Goddess Wants a 500,000 Bride Price? She'll Stay the Night for a Thousand!

Viewer: "Master, my girlfriend and I are deeply in love, but her mother wants a bride price of 500,000. Do you think we'll be happy together?"

Jiang Xuan: "Go to a place called Red Romance on Dongming Street tonight. You can book her for the whole night for 1,000!"

The next day, a young man made the trending news after assaulting a massage therapist over a 500,000 bride price, and Jiang Xuan became famous!

Viewer: "Master, I finally got the streamer Qiaomailuo I like to meet up with me. Do you think I'll win her heart?"

Jiang Xuan: "Win her heart? That's your aunt!"

Viewer: "Master, my girlfriend and I were about to get married, but she suddenly wants to break up with me?"

Jiang Xuan: "Answer the phone! Your sister has leukemia, and your dad is telling you to come home and donate bone marrow!"

Viewer: "Master, I've saved up 250,000 delivering takeout. What kind of business do you think I should start to make money?"

Jiang Xuan: "Don't start a business yet. Check your bank account, quick, or it'll be too late~"

"All right, let's welcome our next victim... Ahem, our next destined guest~"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.