Approaching Happiness: a Beautiful Woman Accidentally Bumps into Yuan Qinghua While Eating Rice

Because of the decline in the national happiness index, consortiums from various countries have spent hundreds of billions to create a program titled Uncovering the Fake Happy Life. Its purpose is to investigate the happiness index of modern citizens. Zhihu, the average annual income per person in Douyin is one million. It has largely misled the current national happiness index. The program team created this column to conduct field surveys to understand the happiness index of residents. Jiang Chen is honored to be the special guest of the program team. As an old man who has lived in this world for thousands of years, Jiang Chen's appearance made this program successful and popular all over the Internet. "What? This is Yuan Qinghua from the Yuan Dynasty. The boss in Jingdezhen calls you ancestor?" "You use the scrap manuscripts of the calligraphy sage Wang Xizhi to make a fire?" "The scroll painted by Wu Daozi, do you use it to roll out noodles?" "You use the piano that Mozart used to chop wood?" Program team: "Grandpa Jiang Chen, is there anything else you haven't done yet?" Facing the program team's inquiry, Jiang Chen silently lit a cigarette. Then... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.