Oh No! I Raised a Fool into JARVIS

What would happen if the artificial idiot in your phone turned into JARVIS?

1. First, check whether you have a girlfriend. How many?

2. Then check whether your savings have increased, and by how much.

If the answer to both questions is no, congratulations.

It was all just a dream.

But for me, the answer is yes.

So everything I said is true.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.