I'm a Positive-Energy Superhero and Part-Time Neighborhood Committee Heartthrob

Lin Yu received a starter pack with the skills "Win Them Over with Virtue" and "Win Them Over with Fists." All he wanted was to do his job as the neighborhood committee's go-to guy.

Furious husband: "Lin Yu, if you've got the guts, let go of me! I'll fight you with both hands and feet!"

Lin Yu: "You're so tough, huh? All you do is beat your wife. You're nothing but a bully at home."

Timid wife: "Mr. Lin, could you please get your knee off him? He can barely breathe."

Lin Yu: "Fine. Only because your wife begged me..."

Timid wife: "Honey, are you okay? Let's go home. There are too many lunatics in this neighborhood committee. Don't go picking fights anymore."

Furious husband: "You called him here! Of all people, you had to call this lunatic! You're trying to get me killed!"

Lin Yu: "Are you two calling me a lunatic?"

The couple: "..."

Lin Yu: "I'm going to beat you two bastards to death! Get lost, get lost, get lost..."

"Ding! Host has spread positive energy. Reward: Iron Body..."

Lin Yu stroked his chin. "Hmm. I should find a few more bastards like these to level up."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.