Master, You Can't Possibly Be a Useless Good-for-Nothing

After transmigrating into a xianxia world where strength reigns supreme, Ye Yi discovers, to his dismay, that his golden finger seems to have only one function.

Blinding special effects!

When he cultivates, the Great Dao trembles and primordial energy swirls around him.

When he fights, space shatters and countless rays of light blind everyone in sight.

Even his daily life is packed with special effects, causing all kinds of celestial phenomena.

In the eyes of the world, Ye Yi is like a god descended from heaven, utterly invincible.

But only Ye Yi knows that he is nothing more than a special-effects warrior with no real substance.

Until one day, Ye Yi takes on several seemingly ordinary disciples.

To his surprise, they comprehend genuinely heaven-defying divine abilities from his over-the-top special effects.

Ye Yi declares, "I'll come clean: your master is a good-for-nothing!"

Also known as: My Special Effects Are Real, So Why Say My Abilities Are Fake?; My Monstrous Disciples and Their Good-for-Nothing Master Who Keeps Mooching Off Them; Special-Effects War God, Professional Blinder...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.