The Empress Wants to Lie Flat, but I, a Phantom Beast, Choose to Taunt Her!

Li Li transmigrated to the Continent of Phantom Beasts and became a Thunder Beast, contracted by a young woman.

As it turned out, the girl was the reincarnation of an empress. Tired of the bloodshed of her previous life, she had no desire to cultivate this time around and just wanted to lie flat.

Li Li figured that since his master was a slacker, he would take the opposite approach and mock people. He provoked enemies left and right, exposing his master's strength.

"You can't even get past the second floor of the Black Tortoise Tower... Go home and raise pigs!"

"You don't even have divine-level talent. What the hell are you cultivating for?"

"You dead-eyed fish, you think you can marry my master? Go piss on the ground and look at your reflection."

The empress never expected her phantom beast to be useless at everything except taunting people and making enemies, getting her into one mess after another.

Oh heavens! She only wants to live a peaceful life. Is that really so hard?

A sharp-tongued Thunder Beast and a laid-back empress: what kind of dream team is this?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.