Urban Entertainment: I'm a Pro at Getting People to Lie Flat

Friendly warning: lunatics, idiots, and brain-dead morons should not read this book. Do not read it! If you're going to get charged an intelligence tax, don't force yourself to read something you can't understand.

This novel is exclusively for trust-fund kids and high-IQ geniuses.

Some so-called expert: "Young people these days have gone to ruin. All they think about is lying flat instead of working hard."

Inner monologue: These suckers are getting harder and harder to fleece. Fewer people are buying my success courses this month. This can't go on!

Some so-called professor: "Young people today are far too lazy. They lounge around all day and even preach that lying flat is fun."

Inner monologue: They actually want me to give them a raise this month? As if! Students are supposed to be free labor.

Li Tian: System, make those big-talking experts and professors go bankrupt first. I'll show them the joy of lying flat.

I, Li Tian, am a promoter of lie-flat culture and a life mentor followed by millions.

Remember, our motto is:

As long as I lie flat fast enough, capitalism can't exploit me.

Everyone, I'll lie flat first!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.