I Lie Flat, and the Little Tornado Overhears My Thoughts

He Jie transmigrates into the world of One-Punch Man, only to awaken a System as laid-back as a couch potato.

As long as he keeps lying flat, he can grow infinitely stronger!

"I'm going to become the second Baldy!" He Jie declared with grand ambition.

But who could have guessed...

The S-Class heroine Tornado can hear his thoughts!

Oblivious to the truth, He Jie is tormented by Tornado until he's nearly dead.

"I just want to lie down for a while! Why is that so hard?!"

He Jie collapses to his knees, utterly broken, tears streaming down his face.

The System notices its Host's emotional turmoil.

Thoughtfully, it grants He Jie master-level cooking skills.

From then on, once he steps into the kitchen, he's in over his head. All he has are pots, pans, and a spatula!

He Jie is about to ride the wind away, and can't help composing a poem:

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.