Urban Entertainment: I Am Professional in Making People Lie Down

Friendly reminder, lunatics, **, and mentally retarded people** must not read this book, please do not read this book! There is an IQ tax. If you don't understand something, don't force yourself. This novel is exclusive to the rich second generation and highly intelligent businessmen. A certain person said: "Today's young people have already lost their way. They just want to lie down all day without struggling." Inner Monologue: Leeks are getting harder and harder to cut these days, and fewer and fewer people are buying my successful learning courses this month. We can't continue like this! Someone called the beast: "Contemporary young people are really too lazy. They idle around all day long and advocate lying down and being happy." Internal monologue: You want me to get a salary increase this month. How is that possible? Students should be free labor. Li Tian: System, first let the experts who talk big words and the beasts go bankrupt, and I will let them feel the joy of lying down. I, Li Tian, ​​am a disseminator of Lying Ping culture and a life mentor followed by millions of people. Remember, our slogan is: As long as I lie down fast enough, capital will not be able to exploit me All gentlemen, please lie down first out of respect! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.