Honghuang: I'm a Witch Clan Foot Soldier, and Houtu Overheard Me

Liu Tian transmigrated to the Primordial World, becoming a low-ranking soldier in the Wu Clan. He awakened the Lie Flat System: as long as he was content with the status quo and acted like a slacker, he could grow stronger.

When the Twelve Ancestral Witches prepared to muster their troops and attack the Demon Clan, Houtu actually heard his inner thoughts!

"If we attack the Demon Clan this time, our Wu Clan will surely win a great victory and become the undisputed number one clan in the Primordial World!"

Attack the Demon Clan? Are they trying to get themselves killed faster?

"The Ancestral Witch lords' Twelve Heavenly Gods and Fiends Great Array really is incredible. It can even summon the Pangu True Body!"

So what? The Demon Clan still has the Star Dou Great Array!

"What a pity. If our Wu Clan could cultivate the primordial spirit, there'd be no place for the Demon Clan in the Primordial World!"

Hah! As members of the Wu Clan, why would we need to cultivate primordial spirits? Isn't the physical body the best way to cultivate?

Houtu: "??? Why can't you just say what you mean?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.