Great Tang: I Lie Flat, and Li Er Overhears My Thoughts

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Du Chen becomes the son of Du Ruhui!

After awakening the Lie-Flat System, Du Chen only needs to lie flat to earn rewards. So he acts utterly ordinary, with no ambition beyond living like a regular person.

Who could have guessed that Emperor Li Er of the Tang Dynasty can actually hear his thoughts!

"Your Majesty is wise! A self-reproach edict is the only way to put the people at ease!"

If issuing a self-reproach edict worked, what would we need the police for? Just because we call you the Son of Heaven, you really think you're Heaven's son?

"The Turks have sent envoys to request Princess Wencheng's hand in marriage. We ministers respectfully urge Your Majesty to consider the people and the realm and agree to this matter."

"That's right, that's right. We can trade one woman for peace throughout the land. It's the best possible strategy!"

Best strategy, my ass! Why don't you use your own daughters for a political marriage? It's because there are too many useless people like you that the Tang Dynasty eventually had the only empress in history, who even changed the name of the country to Great Zhou!!

Li Shimin: "???"

Li Shimin: "If you have something to say, say it to my face!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.