Honghuang: I Drew Luohu from the Start

Hongjun: "I have attained sainthood. I shall now preach at the Purple Cloud Palace beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens. All who are destined to hear me may come."

Nuwa: "Brother, let's hurry over and listen to the Sage preach!"

The Three Pure Ones: "What is Hongjun's origin? How did he attain sainthood before the three of us?"

Zhunti: "Come on, Senior Brother. This matter is fated to be connected with our Western lands."

Jieyin: "You speak truly, Junior Brother."

Taiyi: "How about we go listen too, Brother?"

Dijun: "Sure. It's not like we have anything else to do."

Luohou stepped forward, took up the God-Slaying Spear, and started off.

Dijun: "Hey, hey! Where are you going?"

Luohou: "I'm only a Pseudo-Sage, so I can't teach properly. I'll go hear what a Sage has to teach!"

But if you're going to class... why are you bringing the God-Slaying Spear?

Dijun: "Fine, we're not going! We're not going, okay?"

Luohou immediately turned around. "Good."

Dijun was on the verge of tears. I really wanted to go listen! The other guy's already a Sage! What a disaster!

Taiyi burst into tears. Brother, Luohou won't let you go, so why are you dragging me along?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.