My System Is So Capable, It Can Even Drop Loot Automatically

After transmigrating for ten years, I'm still stuck with a useless spirit root and can't cultivate?

Then, at my twentieth birthday banquet, the System awakened.

"Ding! The Host is unable to cultivate. Break through to the Qi Refining Realm within the time it takes one incense stick to burn, or as punishment, the Host will receive a Heavenly Spirit Root, a gift seen only once in a million years!"

"Ding! The Host still has no divine techniques or skills. Find a technique of Saint grade or higher within three breaths, or as punishment, the Host will receive a god-tier technique."

Dongfang Xuan: "...If you want to give me these things, just say so. But I really don't need them."

"Even though I have no cultivation right now, my family spoils me, and a Saint is always there to protect me. Ruling the world, teasing saintesses, and playing the pig to eat the tiger: that's the life I want!"

"System, stop messing with me."

"Ding! The Host failed to complete the task. Punishment delivered."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.