Livestreaming My Relaxing Life on Longmen Mountain

After Lin Tian became the master of Longmen Temple, he obtained a System that let him communicate with plants and animals. As luck would have it, a variety show called Challenge the Impossible was being filmed on Longmen Mountain.

"Challenge the impossible? There's nothing I can't do."

"Master, how about competing against a world champion to see who can cross Longmen Lake the fastest? Whoever does it first wins..."

"Director, are you finished? Look, that Taoist priest has already gone skimming across the water."

World boxing champion: "Master, I dare you to fight that *bear. Do you dare?"

The black bear silently walked over to the master and began massaging his shoulders.

"I'm the world champion climber. Do you dare to climb this mountain with your bare hands?"

The master silently walked to the foot of the cliff, lightly tapped his foot, and with a whoosh, was already at the summit.

"I'm a strongman. I can pull a locomotive."

The master silently walked in front of the locomotive and kicked it. The next second, it had rolled fifty meters backward.

"Master, are you even human?"

The Taoist priest smiled. "I'm a god!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.