Journey to the West: Deceiving Liu Er at the Beginning and Raising Sun Wukong in Captivity

I want to build a dojo. Mission: Let the six-eared macaques become dojo guards. Mission: Let the Lingming Stone Monkey become the guardian of the dojo. … "Liu'er, help me see how Pantaoyuan is doing. I'll ask you to train your opponent who can beat you to death with a stick." "Stone Monkey, isn't it more interesting to be the Monkey King than to fight and conquer the Buddha?" "Jade Rabbit, your Chang'e is the mistress here. Are you sure you don't want to come?" "Queen, do you want a man? Look around the three realms. Is there anyone more handsome than me?" "..." Liu Er, Stone Monkey, Jade Rabbit, Queen...: "It's not that we are not firm, it's just that he gave too much!" Tathagata: "Where is the promised expansion of Buddhism? Why are all the fairies on the road missing?" Guanyin: "My mount! He who suffered a thousand cuts, where is my mount?" Nuwa: "What about the decline of the demon clan that we promised? Why is it now more powerful than the ancient heaven?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.