Metropolis: the Dismantling Expert

Zhang Yang, a radio anchor who is about to be laid off. After getting the Happy Breakup System, I have been busy breaking up other people's love lives. Audience: I love him very much, why does he treat me like this? Zhang Yang: If I were him, I think I might slap you to death. Audience: Why? Zhang Yang: It's obvious that he only wants to retail. Now you insist on wholesale to him. Can he bear it? Audience: Zhang Yang, you are a scumbag. Zhang Yang: There are many kinds of scum, and I am already at the top of the scum's food chain. You will never see my back. Zhang Yang's wife: I'm so tired. Zhang Yang: Yeah, you still dare to complain? You go shopping by yourself all day without me accompanying you? Hurry up and take a shower, take off your clothes, I'll wash them with yours from yesterday, and don't make the floor wet, I just mopped it... Forget it, you can do as you like, I'll mop it again later. The rice is in the pot, don't drink cold water... I've hung up the clothes you need to wear for you tomorrow... Zhang Yang: By the way, where did we talk about just now? Let's continue... Audience:… This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.