Street Interview: I’m the Sharpest-Tongued Person in History

Su Xiaobai asks his goddess out to a midnight movie, thinking he might get to take her out for breakfast afterward.

But after she stands him up, he discovers that he's gained an incredibly powerful "Sharpest Tongue System," and from then on, the rewards keep pouring in.

Every now and then, it also gives him all sorts of bizarre missions and strange rewards.

Sea King: What's it like to keep ten girls on the hook at once, right under your little sister's nose?

Ridiculously Powerful: Reveal your entire dating history to all your female friends, then try to make amends within twenty-four hours.

Just look at these!

What kind of missions are these?

As a virtuous young man of the new era, how could he possibly accept such missions!

This is a story about constantly courting disaster, yet filled with sweetness.

It's just that every weekend, when Su Xiaobai looks at the dozen or so date invitations on his phone, a faint sadness fills his heart.

He can only rely on his silver tongue and the skills of a master of time management to handle it all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.