Online Game: I'm a Divine Archer, the Ultimate Passive Monster

Su Xiaobai transmigrates to a parallel world where online games and reality have merged, and binds himself to the Ultimate Passive Monster System.

And so, the most outrageous ultimate passive monster in history is born.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Su Xiaobai. Just to be clear, I absolutely did not steal the Super Divine Beast from Sakura Island. I only landed a basic attack on it while passing by.

"Also, I really hate players who call me a passive monster. I really do!"

"...Don't look at me like that. I'm serious. I'm not joking."

Players:

"Hahaha, I'm dying. The Beast of Sakura Island was hit with a basic attack by God Bai yesterday morning. The Super Divine Item dropped at noon today, and the players went crazy at 12:01!"

"Yesterday, I saw an art student from Sakura Island crying. He said the changes in the beast's colors had completely overturned his understanding of color!"

"That reminds me of how the Beautiful Nation's organization tried to conquer the world last month..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.