The Xuan Realm's Revival: From the Start, I Made a God Treat Hemorrhoids

Zhang Xiao was known to history as the Father of the Xuan Realm Revival. He described himself as the unscrupulous boss of all the gods and immortals.

Ever since he was a child, Zhang Xiao had been at odds with all things divine and supernatural. Every time he entered a temple, blood was sure to be spilled. If his hatred could be displayed as a number, it would have hit 99% long ago.

Yet Heaven itself just had to give him a Xuan Realm Revival System.

Zhang Xiao: "Revive it? I'm more likely to wreck it. I just want to beat up every god and immortal who's ever crossed me, one after another, until they all look like pigs!"

"But if I just go around beating people up, won't I seem like the villain? I need a reasonable excuse."

You mountain god, you accepted the offerings, so hurry up and cure this guy's hemorrhoids. Otherwise, I'll beat you up.

River god? Go clean out the sewers. You still think you can manage rivers? Humans have already got them under control. What business is it of yours?

Dragon King? You're the star attraction at the rare-animal exhibition.

Quit your whining, you outdated old relics. Getting a new job is already a blessing.

Once the System is in my hands, it's mine. I'll use it however I want.

Even Zhang Xiao never expected the Xuan Realm to actually be revived like this.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.