From the Start, I Beat Gods with a Shoe Sole and Force Them to Cure Hemorrhoids

Zhang Xiao had been at odds with all things supernatural since childhood. If his hatred value could be displayed, it would probably have reached ninety-nine percent long ago.

Yet Heaven had gone and given him a Profound Realm Revival System.

Zhang Xiao: "Revival? I just want to beat up every single immortal who's ever offended me until they all look like pigs!"

That Mountain God took your offerings, so hurry up and cure this brother's hemorrhoids, or I'll beat you up.

River God? Go clean out the sewer for me.

Dragon King? I need a loach for my fish tank. You're the one.

Now, let's see...

These magical treasures are so cheap? I'll redeem them all and sell them at a street stall!

Right, preferably ones stuffed with eighty or a hundred evil spirits. I'll get paid once when I sell them, then get paid again when people beg me to take the ghosts back.

The System is in my hands, so it's mine. I'll use it however I want.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.