On the Day of My Blind Date, My Contract Beast Mutated into a Snake-Woman

Ma Zimo was brutally rejected by his blind date.

The White Snake couldn't take it anymore and transformed in front of everyone, becoming a human-headed serpent.

"Why don't you take a look in the mirror and see what you look like?"

"You think you can marry our master? A toad dreaming of eating swan meat!"

Ma Zimo, nose bleeding, stared at the White Snake's human head and serpent body.

White Snake: "I wanted to take human form, but the lower half wouldn't cooperate."

Ma Zimo: "I was going to say you aren't wearing anything on top."

Then a huge news story from three years ago resurfaced.

Was spiritual qi revival about to begin across the globe?

A colossal tree that appeared out of nowhere?

A giant hand blocking out the sky?

A gigantic eye?

Was there actually a dragon hidden beneath our feet?

Xia Country sure has been plagued by one disaster after another.

The level 9999 protagonist: "This scorpion tastes pretty good. And this dragon meat is delicious too."

Even the ancient beings were baffled. Why was this protagonist acting so strangely?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.