He came to the prehistoric world inexplicably and became a lazy, timid, and muddled pig.
It is impossible to seek scriptures from the West.
The sky is big and the earth is big, and I, Lao Zhu, is the biggest.
The sky is full of gods and Buddhas. They are dragons coiled up for me, tigers nestled for me, and monks, just there obediently reciting sutras for me.
Don't bother me.
Otherwise, Tathagata will be your fate, and I will beat you all over the head.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.