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26. The standards for a real man: He's fought people, snorted drugs, and kissed in the middle of the road; gone clubbing, hooked up with girls, and screwed his friend's wife in bed; served in the army, stood guard, and beaten up his boss to win an award; worked a job, been laid off, and flirted with his mother-in-law out of boredom.

27. I advise you not to go picking flowers elsewhere. You still have a home, after all. Society may be going downhill, but the red flag at home hasn't fallen. Let the colorful flags outside flutter, but don't forget to turn in your homework at home. Spending a little money is no big deal, but ruining your health is not okay.

28. If men don't get drunk, how will women earn tips? If women don't get drunk, how will men get a chance? If neither men nor women get drunk, no one will sleep at the hotel.

29. Your first love is the brand-new edition, rekindled old love is the revised edition, living together before marriage is the trial edition, the wedding night is the official release, and falling for a widow is the revised edition,

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.