Good! Don't Be Afraid, My House Really Isn't a Forbidden Zone

Cultivator: "An ancient deity lives in this little mountain village. Its depths are unfathomable."

Deity: "There's a hidden master here. They must be an immensely powerful being. Anyone who trespasses is doomed!"

Mighty being: "This place is a forbidden zone of myth. The primordial first taboo demon god sleeps within. Anyone who enters is doomed!"

Mu Shisan: "I'm really just a mortal, a little farmer. I spend my days tending fields, raising fish and chickens, then practicing a little music, chess, calligraphy, and painting to cultivate my character!"

Disciple: "No, Master! The fish you raise are all true dragons, the chickens are true phoenixes, the dog tethered outside your door is a heavenly dog, and the trees you grow are all mythical spirit roots. Even the dirt on the ground is sacred soil. Wherever your true body is, that's a forbidden zone!"

Mu Shisan: "How come I don't know I'm so powerful? I'm really just a mortal. My home really isn't a forbidden place!"

Mu Shisan: "I'm really just a mortal who got screwed over by a System!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.