Looking for a Job: I Became a System Bug

Xia Feng interviewed for a job at a magical company and became a bug in the system that sent reminders to others! Xia Feng: Crooked! The demon spirit is killing people! Police: Don't panic, the people's police will protect you and tell me where you are. Xia Feng: Our company organized a tour. At Xishui Lake in the Warcraft Mountains, my colleague was killed by an old god. Do you know the old god, he was like stepping on clouds? He beat my colleague to pieces with one palm! Policeman: Dude, how many dishes have you drunk like this? Xia Feng: Other colleagues were snatched away by the big bird, and the thief was sure to snatch them one by one. Police: Stop, give the phone to the person next to you. Xia Feng: There was no one around, they were all dead. If the big bird took it away, it would be considered an accident, but the old god really killed someone. He... Police: I'm warning you, you are disturbing public order. If you dare to make a false police report again, the police may impose administrative detention on you! Xia Feng: Oh, grievance This company is so scary. You see, I also called the police. Even police comrades can't deal with it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.