Job Hunting: I Became a System Ding-Ding Monster

Xia Feng interviews at a mysterious company and becomes the little notification gremlin in its System, sending prompts to other people!

Xia Feng: "Hello! Is this the emergency line? Someone's been murdered!"

Police: "Don't panic. The people's police will protect you. Tell me where you are."

Xia Feng: "My company organized a trip to Westwater Lake in the Warcraft Mountains. An old immortal killed my coworker. You know, an old immortal? The kind who rides on clouds. He blew my coworker apart with one palm strike!"

Police: "Buddy, how many drinks have you had?"

Xia Feng: "The other coworkers were carried off by a giant bird, one by one. It was unbelievably accurate!"

Police: "Hold on. Put the person next to you on the phone."

Xia Feng: "There's no one next to me. They're all dead. Being carried off by the giant bird might count as an accident, but that old immortal really did murder someone. He..."

Police: "I'm warning you, you're disrupting public order. If you make another false report, the police can detain you!"

Xia Feng: "Oh, this is so unfair."

This company is terrifying.

See? I did call the police.

I even left the officers speechless!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.