You Call This an Ordinary Person? Ptooey!

Morning News

At 5 a.m. today, online novelist Jiang was attacked by an antisocial fan while jogging in his residential complex.

The assailant stabbed Jiang eighty-one times, each time avoiding a vital organ.

Jiang later died from blood loss after emergency treatment failed.

The attacker has since turned himself in and confessed to the crime.

According to the assailant, novelist Jiang often delayed updates, ended chapters on cliffhangers, made the protagonist grovel, demanded readers tip him, and insulted and deleted readers' comments.

After investigating the works involved in the case, the police confirmed that all of the above was true.

The case is still under investigation.

After dying in an accident, Jiang Yun transmigrates.

This is a parallel world ruled by people with supernatural abilities.

Ding! The God-Tier Enhancement System is binding...

After transmigrating, he has no aptitude for supernatural abilities.

His System can enhance anything, but it cannot enhance him.

In this life, he finally understands...

Jiang Yun: "Wealth and fame are like passing clouds. I just want to be an ordinary person."

Everyone: "Oh, give it a rest! You're so full of it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.