Global Catastrophe: My Rise from Picking up Trash

Hey hey hey! Don't throw away that bottle yet! Don't grab it! I saw this snakeskin bag first! Who am I to worry about whoever throws ** again! What? Global catastrophe, invasion of alien beasts? Taste my rusty, inferior sword! Awaken extraordinary power and transform into the Night Stalker. You can actually become the best picker in the world by picking up **, do you love it? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.