Journey to the West: I, Sanzang, Am Ordered to Fetch the Scriptures and Become a Buddha on the Spot

Tang Sanzang transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and discovered that he was none other than the Tang Monk, destined to embark on a pilgrimage to retrieve the scriptures. From the start, he saw through the old monk Guanyin's disguise and played a trick on her.

He obtained the Pilgrimage System and accepted the task of retrieving the scriptures, which would let him attain Buddhahood through the Hinayana teachings.

As he walked out of the city, he encountered a huge tiger.

Tang Sanzang: "Big tiger, will you be my mount, or should I punch you to death..."

"Master Monk, just tell me what you want. You don't have to keep hitting me with your fists!"

Bandits: "Monk, put down your staff and hand over your immortal flesh!"

Tang Sanzang: "Are these all the men you've got? This isn't enough. I'll wait while you go find some more."

Sun Wukong: "Master, the Buddha pinned me under this mountain. I refuse to accept it! I want to go up to Heaven and beat up that old Jade Emperor!"

Tang Sanzang: "Oh, you mischievous monkey, what am I going to do with you? Is beating up the Jade Emperor all you want? There are so many lovely young ladies in Heaven... Ahem."

Sun Wukong: "Master, you're a monk!"

Tang Sanzang: "Buddha is merciful. I shall save all the celestial maidens..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.