Cultivation: My Group Chat Has Immortals in It

Sun Wukong: “How can the Three Realms Courier’s hammer even hurt me?”

Lord Laozi: “The Three Realms Courier’s spicy strips are so delicious. I’ll trade you pills for them.”

Xiao Feng: “I know the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms...”

Yang Guo: “Want to learn the Sad Palms? I’ll teach you...”

Ye Fan has a peculiar group chat. It includes immortals as well as great heroes.

In his world, everyone can cultivate. Some practice martial arts, while others cultivate immortality.

“The Beggars’ Gang says no one knows their long-lost Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms anymore.”

“No one can wield the Heavenly Sword or the Dragon-Slaying Saber. Their ancestors had an iron sword, and to obtain it, you need to know the Sad Palms...”

“The foreign races are here. What do we do?”

Ye Fan uses the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms and the Dog-Beating Staff Technique he learned to bring the Beggars’ Gang to heel.

Ye Fan trades for the iron sword, learns the Sad Palms, and uses the Heavenly Sword and Dragon-Slaying Saber...

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.